RADHE RADHE BOL

-True love is like a ghost ; everyone talks of it, few have seen it.

 

-Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.

 

-If d path is beautiful first confirm where it leads,but if d destination is beautiful,don't bother how d path is...Keep walking..!!

 

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 ZINDAGI kIS MOD PE LE AAYI

 
जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है ,

ना मा, बाप, बहन , ना यहा कोई भाई है .

हर लडकी का है Boy Friend, हर लडके ने Girl Friend पायी है ,

चंद दिनो के है ये रिश्ते , fir वही रुसवायी है .

घर जाना Home Sickness कहलाता है ,

पर Girl Friend से मिलने को टाईम रोज mil जाता है .

दो दिन से नही पुछा मां की तबीयत का हाल ,

Girl Friend से पल - पल की खबर पायी है,

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है …..

कभी खुली हवा मे घुमते थे ,

अब AC की आदत लगायी है .

धुप हमसे सहन नही होती ,

हर कोई देता यही दुहाई है .

मेहनत के काम हम करते नही ,

इसीलिये Gym जाने की नौबत आयी है .

McDonalds, PizaaHut जाने लगे,

दाल- रोटी तो मुश्कील से खायी है .

जिन्दगी ये किस मोड पे ले आयी है …..

Work Relation हमने बडाये ,

पर दोस्तो की संख्या घटायी है .

Professional ने की है तरक्की ,

Social ने मुंह की खायी है.

जिन्दगी ये kis मोड पे ले आयी है

 

Brother, anyways you gonna get out after making 10-15 runs and get only a % of your salary. Why don't you get out now at 0. I will make sure you get your full amount...
 
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SOME BAD BOYS OF THE YEAR 2009:

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Andrew Symonds

Andrew Symonds chose to go fishing rather than attend a team meeting before a one-day series against Bangladesh in 2008. In another instance in 2005 in Cardiff, Symonds turned up for a match in a completely drunken state. Then there was the whole 'monkeygate' affair during India's tour of Australia in 2007-08. In between all this have been reports of a brawl with a fan, a tiff with a South African rugby player in a pub and the 'lump of shit' comment reserved for Kiwi batsmen Brendon McCullum. 2009 Twenty20 World Cup however was the proverbial 'last straw' for Andrew Symonds as he once again found himself on the wrong side with the Australian team management, which resulted in his Cricket Australia contract being torn to shreds.

Harbhajan Singh

The mongrel within the 'sardar' refuses to die down. Harbhajan very recently pushed a video journalist, and behold a controversy was right there in the making! From his days at the NCA, Harbhajan has been known as hot-head in the cricketing circles. The off spinner was not one to take things in his stride and gave back the opposition in full measure whenever the opportunity arose. Bhajji's spat with Symonds in the Sydney Test, threatened to bring the tour to a halt. IPL-2 saw Harbhajan stretching his 'bad boy' image to the max, when he slapped team-mate Sreesanth after a match. Bhajji's paid the price for breaching the disciplinary code and was banned for 11 matches in the IPL.

Shoaib Akhtar

Shoaib Akhtar was mired in controversies and very often found himself in trouble with either his team-mates or the PCB. Accused of using nandrolone to enhance performance, Shoaib copped a two-year ban, but was later acquitted of the charges. He was said to have an uneasy relationship with Coach Bob Woolmer and Inzamam, and instances of arguing and slapping Woolmer were reported in the papers. A dressing room fight with Mohammed Asif, which resulted in latter being bruised on this left thigh, also came to light. A peeved PCB banned Akhtar for five years but later it was curbed to just 18 months. During his career Shoaib's commitment and attitude were constantly questioned.

Mohammed Asif

Mohammed Asif was alleged to have used nandrolone along with fellow pacer Shoaib Akhtar, an accusation of which they were acquitted later on. Asif's affinity with drug scandals continued as he was arrested at the Dubai airport for carrying illegal drugs. PCB handed the fast bowler a one-year ban, and this year's Champions Trophy saw Asif finally making a comeback to International cricket. A scuffle with Akhtar was also one of the controversial incidents in Asif's cricketing career till now.

Shane Warne

Shane Warne did drugs, women, bookies and as a fall out of his off-field antics, was constantly mired in controversies. Taking diuretic and being sent back from the 2003 World Cup or sending adult text messages to some barmaid in England, Warnie always kept himself in news. A star performer on the cricketing field Warne's family life was ripped apart when differences with his wife surfaced after his yet another text message mischief.

Herschelle Gibbs

An explosive player with bat, Gibbs was highly combustible off the field too. In 2001 he was fined for smoking marijuana during the Caribbean series. In 2007 Gibbs served a two-match ban for making racists comments on fans during a Test match against Pakistan. Gibbs along with Hansie Cronje was also accused in the match-fixing scandal.

Sreesanth

The Kerela pacer has been out of line on a quite a few occasions in the past. He was fined for deliberately shoulder barging Michael Vaughan. His over the top celebration on dismissing Matthew Hayden and Symonds have also put him in bad light in the cricketing fraternity. In the IPL-2 Sreesanth courted controversy again, when he was famously slapped by team-mate Harbhajan Singh.

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Let’s see in one big picture some interesting facts and numbers depicting what occurred in 10 years, from 1999 to 2009.



 

 



 

 

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FOREIGN RETURN:

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01. Use Nope for No and Yep for Yes.

02. Tries to use credit card in road side hotel.

03. Drinks and carries mineral water and always speaks of health conscious.

04. Sprays deo such so that he doesn't need to take bath.

05. Sneezes and says 'Excuse me'.

06. Says "Hey" instead of "Hi".
Says "Yogurt" instead says "Curds".
Says "Cab" instead of "Taxi".
Says "Candy" instead of "Chocolate".
Says "Cookie" instead of "Biscuit".
Says " Free Way " instead of "Highway".
Says "got to go" instead of "Have to go".
Says "Oh" instead of "Zero", (for 704, says Seven Oh Four Instead of Seven
Zero Four)

07. Doesn't forget to crib about air pollution. Keeps cribbing every time he steps out.

08. Says all the distances in Miles (Not in Kilo Meters), and counts in Millions. (Not in Lakhs)

09. Tries to figure all the prices in Dollars as far as possible (but deep down the heart multiplies by 43 times).

10. Tries to see the % of fat on the cover of a milk pocket.

11. When need to say Z (zed), never says Z (Zed), repeats "Zee" several times, if the other person unable to get, then says X, Y Zee(but never says Zed)

12. Writes date as MM/DD/YYYY, on watching traditional DD/MM/YYYY, says "Oh! British Style!"

13. Makes fun of Indian Standard Time and Indian Road Conditions.

14. Even after 2 months, complaints about "Jet Lag".

15. Avoids eating more chili (hot) stuff.

16. Tries to drink "Diet Coke", instead of Normal Coke.

17. Tries to complain about any thing in India as if he is experiencing it for the first time.

18. Pronounces "schedule" as "skejule", and "module" as "mojule".

19. Looks suspiciously towards Hotel/Dhaba food.

20. From the luggage bag, does not remove the stickers of Airways by which he traveled back to India, even after 4 months of arrival.

21. Takes the cabin luggage bag to short visits in India, tries to roll the bag on Indian Roads.

Ultimate one:
22. Tries to begin conversation with "In US ...." or "When I was in US...

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SURVEY IN LONDON:

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London: Nearly half of all secondary school girls would like to go for laser treatment liposuction or some form of cosmetic surgery to achieve their ideal appearance, a new study has found. 
The research, carried out by Girl Guides, discovered that 46 per cent of girls aged 11 to 16, and 50 per cent of girls aged 16 to 21 would go under the knife to look thinner or prettier.

Just 19 per cent of those whose performance at school was satisfactory or poor said they would never give in to cosmetic surgery.
 

“Girls and young women are telling us that they are finding it quite hard to accept their appearance, and it is starting at a much earlier age than we had previously thought,” Times Online quoted Nicola Grinstead, a trustee of Girlguiding UK, as saying.

“The survey shows girls as young as 11 are dissatisfied with how they look and are prepared to use surgery to make a change.

“The link with education is also clear. Where girls are not doing so well at school they pin their self-worth on their appearance much more."

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